See, it's funny, because it rhymes with "first post".
On the advice of a coffee expert at work, I have decided to try and roast my on beans at home under the slogan "Massive Quality of Life Improvements for Minimal Expenditure of Effort". Which is not to say that I'm actually expending minimal effort. But it took about 15 minutes start-to-finish to make this batch, and it tastes pretty damn good. My friend Paul tried this in a pan, and it worked, but I went for specialty equipment.
